Test of Endurance

OMG. There is a candy buffet 2 feet from my face. No lie. Every imaginable tasty-sweet treat is merely INCHES from me.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH...

Nibs, Licorice, Peanut Butter Easter Eggs, Ju-Jubes, Jellybeans... O...M...G.

I WILL resist.
I WILL resist.
I WILL resist.
I WILL resist.
I WILL resist.
I WILL resist.
I WILL resist.

Mmm... Water.